Showing posts with label Height of smiley SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Height of smiley SMS. Show all posts

Boy : what's your name?

Girl : 🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰

Boy : naam pucha tera

Girl : bataya to 'Sonal'
😆😅😆😅

Boy : Tina call me now
Tina : No, I dont wanna talk
Boy : its 🇦🇷
Tina : matlab?
Boy : Its urgent Tina...😂😂😂

Boy:✂👳🏿💪❓🔪

Girl : kya???


































Boy:  cut appa Ne Bahubali ko kyu Mara?

Girl died .... 😅

Boy : arey tumne wo animal smilies waale joke padhe kya
Girl: 🚍🚘🐶
Boy : ye kya hai
Girl : बस कर कुत्ते😏

Girl: मुझसे शादी करेगा?

Boy: नहीं

Girl: क्यूँ?

Boy:🌾

Girl: क्या?

Boy: गे हूं  😂

He - kya me tumhe ek cheej mangu?

She - 🍋

He - ye kya tha?

She - mango
😂😂😂

Baap of all smiley jokes

She-1234

He-🔫🍃🔑🙏🙏🚘

She-AB ye kya




He-Ganpati ki jay jay kar

Baap of all







Girl :- तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?

Boy :- 😏

Girl- मतलब ???

Boy- "शरद पवार ...."😂😂😂

Boy :- Ajj khane mein kya khilaogi?
Girl :- 🔐
Boy :- ab yeh kya 🙀🙀 !!!

Girl:- Locky😁 !

Boy :- shadi k baad mein tere liye ghar banaunga..
Girl : 🍌
Boy: 😡ye kya hai


Girl: bana na!

Smile ka BAAP....😂😂😂😂

Boy: kya pe rahi hoo

Girl: 🐅🐐☕

Boy: Kya???

Girl: Wagh bakri chai...😂😂

Ladka : kal tum ne kaha burger khaya
Ladki : 🐞
Ladka : kya
Ladki : macD
😎

Boy..: so rahi ho??
Girl:nahi 🐪 gayi
Boy: kya??
Girl: UTH gayi

7th part

Boy: I love u ... n I will buy u 4 audi.. 2 Mercedes n 7 jaguar...

Girl:👟

Boy: 😡 What???

Girl: Jhoota..

One more....
Height of smiley

Girl 1 :- tere bf ka naam bata na!
Girl 2:- 🍔☕
Girl 1:- yeh kya !!!

Girl 2:- bun ti!!
Ek meri taraf se bhi
😛😛👻👻

He: जब मुझे मदद चाहिए होती है तब कोई नही आता 😔

She: 🐱

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: मै आऊं ?

😁😁😁

Teacher : Abhyas kela ka re ?? 😠

Student : 🍌

Teacher : 😡😠😡 kay  ???

Student : Kela...😜😜😜

Boy: mein tumhare pyar me zaher pi jaunga
Girl: 🍕
Boy: Matlab?
Girl: pi ja
😂😂

Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi:
Girl: 👣
Boy: Ab ye kya?
Girl: Paav

Boy :- dukandar ko paise dene the... diye kya?
Girl :- 🌳
Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- paid.

😜😝😂😜😂😝😜😂