Funny Sms

Tere Ko ek
Dikhawoo....

"1"
Ok, Dekha
Kal do Dikhawoga!

All flowers dont represent love but rose did it. All animals cannot speak but parrot did it. all donkeys cannot read but u did it!

Dosti karo Collegewali se,
Pyar karo Officewali se,
Programme karo Padoswali se,
Aonkh ladao Sali se,
Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.

 Newton's law of Romance:-
 LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...
Difficulty is a part of Life...
But That's the reason...
Why Girlfriend is never a wife?

Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge,Har pal aayenge,Har waqt aayenge,Har ghante aayenge,Din-raat aayenge,Aur ghanti bajakar bhaag jayenge....

Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega...

Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log ruk-2 ke karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai....

unka...

Mobile Charge...!


kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?


EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,BAHUT UPER GAYA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.

ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,
ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud
night

7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend Handsome,


Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to
kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho

apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey

pujya mitravar,sadar parnam,in dino apke sandesh miltae hai jinhe padhne ke paschat hum atyant annad vibhor hooten hai,app ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.prabhu se yehi prathna karte hai ke apki chalit dhurbhas yantra seva prdan karti sanatha apko yuhi seva deti rhe jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam se jude rhe..app ke sandesh ki pratiksha mein app ke sahyogi evam ghanisht mitra ki aur se subh ratri ki shubbecha... GOOD NIGHT

Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,

Magar aab kya karoge...?

Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?

Ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha KUCH NAHI TUMAHRI SHAKAL YAAD AAGAYI

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....

Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.

Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkey s Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......

Kitne din ho gaye,Kitne hafte gujar gaye.Baat mahino tak bhi chali gai ab saal bhi ho jayega,Ab to kehna mano chalo aisa na karo jaldise utho aur naha lo....

aap hamari gali mein aaye..thora sharmaye thora ghabraye...thora sa muskaraye phir zor se chillaye.... AALU CHHOLAY MASALAY WALAY !!!!

Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain 1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai 2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai 3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai Only 4 u When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work..

When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
.
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
.
aur barish main to
.
sab hi maindak khush hotay hain!

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...