Hindi Jokes

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge	Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Mehak teri aaj bhi meri sanso me hai, Har 1 ada teri meri aankhon me hai, Bhale mita de apne Dil se mera Vajud, Magar teri jagah aaj bhi meri Aankhon me hai.	jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho,  wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..
Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab	Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko  himmat jutakar keh dala - I love you. Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte? Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
Woh hamari gali me aaye… Woh hamari gali me aaye… Woh hamari gali me aaye… Aur chillake bole….. Paper Raddi wala !!!!!	donon jahan teri mohabbat mein har ke woh ja raha hai koi shab gham guzar ke weeran hai mae-kada khum-o-sagar udas hain tum kiya gaye ke rooth gaye din bahar ke ik fursat gunah mili woh bhi char din dekhe hain hum ne hausle parwardigar ke dunya ne teri yaad se be-gana kerdiya tughe se bhi dil-fareb hain gham rozgar ke
train aur ladies main kya samanta hai? train late hoti hai to makeup karti hai. lady makeup karti hai to late hoti hai.	Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar mai hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..
Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara....	dil hi kya jo milnay ki dua na karay app ko bhoola kay geon khuda na karay rahay ga mera pyarr zindagi bhar tak yeh aur baat hai zindagi wafa na karay
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
Gum woh cheez hai … Wah ! Kya dard hai ! Gum woh cheez hai … Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..	TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
Kuch to jite hai jannat ki tamanna lekar,  Kuch tamannaye jina shikha deti hai, Hum kis tamanna k sahare jiye, Ye zindagi har tamanna thukra deti hai.	Baniya : Kal tumhare mayke jane ke baad raat ko chor aa gaye. Unhone mujhe khub pita aur murga bhi bana diya. Wife : To kya aapne shor nahi machaya. Baniya : Mein kya darpok hu jo shor machaunga!!
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain, Cow log grass eat rahe hain, shaane log SMS kar rahe hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain	Doctor to Female :  Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge? Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!