Jokes forever

secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin..  ♨

Staff askd:
wht hapend? 😳

Secretary: He asked me r u free tonight? 😌

I said yes !  😍

Rascal gave me 60 pages to type!!!

😡😡😡😝😝😝
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Shocking Introduction at a party...
.
.
One man to another ..
Meet my wife tanya ..

2nd one : ya, I know her.

1st one : how..?

2nd one : we were caught many a times sleeping together.

1st one : Wat??? Angrily.. What the hell u r talking..??

2nd one : during lectures in science & history classes.
We were classmates.
😜😜😝
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Police: R u married?
Sardar: Yes, with a woman.
Police <angrily> : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Sardar: Yes, my sister did....!!!

😁😂😜😀
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--Signboard outside a..
PATHOLOGY Clinic--

For you it may be your Urine & Potty...
but
for us, it is our Dal & Roti...!!!

😜😄😀😃😜😝😝
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One day I asked my Heart......

What is love ?

Heart Replied:

Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai...! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch.....
😝😝😜             
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Aurangazeb: Senapati, bataao hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain??

Senapati: Maharaj, hum Mugal Hain, Google Nahi !!!
😂😜। 👌👌😂😂